November 09, 2005

Austnet Exposed - Update

Before I begin, this post is not about the borderline-legal or outright illegal slander, blatant immorality or unethical practices of the above site. The social commentary has been done. We know the ozzinet guys are dickheads, that doesn't need reiterating. This post is just because I'm highly amused and I'd like to share the joke. :)

Take a look at the above site. Oh, but if you're like me (I'm using Firefox, under Linux but the OS is probably not relevant), before you actually get to see it you'll get a nice little popup dialogue saying
A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped running. You can stop the script now or you can continue to see if the script will complete.
[Close] [Stop Script]

Hmmm...just inspires one to want to view the page, doesn't it? "There is a script running on this page. It is taking a long time. Can you really be bothered waiting?"

Well, I ran the script, because I wanted to see what was at this shiny new domain-name-inclusive version of the Ozzinet Austnet Exposed website.

Ok, ok, I use the term loosely. It's actually just one webpage. Originally written in Microsoft Word. Changed to html for portability (who'da thunk it, stuff on the web should be portable now? Gee Cletus...them new-fangled intarweb thingies are tricksy, hain't they?).

So, one wonders, why have such a bloated script to generate a simple - and it is very simple - webpage. Why, to protect -

ahahahahaha...bwahahaha...oh dear god...*ahem* sorry...

- to protect the code. Because, you know, it's very valuable. No doubt Microsoft is just hankering to buy them out to get their hands on this amazing code. Sadly they will be thwarted in their attempts to obtain it without said buy-out, because the clever folk responsible for this travesty of web design have disabled right-click.

Oh noes! Ph34r the st0rm!

When you, having an IQ greater than that of an amoeba, go to open the page source anyway, you get a nice message saying the HTML is protected, and a line of javascript.

The cunning! However will we thwart such evil genius?!?!

By the way, here is a plain-HTML mirror of the site, for those of you who don't want to be bothered waiting to decode their crappy javascript.

Yeah, we, um, hacked their box to get it. 1337 sk1llz mandatory. Super-protected code and all. *taps nose*

Actually it's amazing what copy and paste can do these days. Technology, eh?

Enough about the atrocious lack of the most basic web development skills displayed by this excuse for a webpage. Let's move on to the content, shall we?

Let's see, let's see...OK, I think I'll ignore the excessive use of hyperbole, leetspeak, and other language 'features' usually confined to the depths of Counter-Strike servers frequented by thirteen year old boys. Those are too obvious to bother pointing out. A cursory glance at the page in question will illustrate what I am talking about. :) So, hard as it is, we will ignore the abuse of the English language and proceed to what they are actually saying, or, well, more accurately, attempting to say.

So, what have we got...

Oh wow, they are offering free email addresses. I could never get one of those elsewhere, quick, I'd better sign up. Hmm, wait...no.

Be apart of the AustNET Ownage experience!

Thanks for the kind offer. I will indeed stay apart from the Austnet, well, as we'll see it's not exactly worthy of that zero in '0wnage', now is it? ;)

The server is finally fixed, 100% workin and way better then AustNET.

Ah yes, because, y'know, getting your server working now is much better than Austnet's effort - that is, having had them working for years.

We are sick of all the AustNET SPAM!

Funny, the only spam I've seen on Austnet has been messages promoting Ozzinet, signed by st0rm, redundant ascii decoration included free of charge.

Try match out work!

Assuming that's meant to be 'our' (did they even read this before they put it online?), your...'work'? Googling hardly qualifies for the epithet, methinks.

Poor little AustNET. Feeling the pressure now?

No, not really...er...should I be?

FEEL OUR COCKS!#@$@$ Pwned

...

So I says to the woman, I says, "But I don't even have a donkey!"

Onward...

People are afraid of big changes, so things will be implemented slowly so you don't all get scared.

Your horoscope for today: A career in marketing is most definitely not for you.

"There's a war out there. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who has and controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!" Cosmo (Sneakers)

Isn't it lucky then that you are clearly a bunch of ignorant prats? :D

AustNET will probably be shut down in a week or so, so you might as well all come to irc.ozzinet.org and get your nicks and chans ready to register. Registrations will all begin 3rd Of July 2005 (Hopefully).

Mmm, might want to update that bit. Last I checked Austnet is still around. Just in case you can't read a calendar, it is now November 2005. November is the 11th month of the year. July is the 7th month of the year. 11 comes after 7, ok? Good boy, have a lolly.

No doubt the creators of the page under discussion will utterly fail to understand most of this post, so here it is in simple terms:

You do not own, or 0wn, or even pwn, not Austnet, not anyone. You cannot master the simplest of markup languages, let alone have any of the skills required to lay claim to that word. Austnet is, despite your delusions, still there. No one thinks you are cool, or elite, or even that you have big cocks.

No I'm serious. They really don't.

Honest.

No really, talking yourself up on the internet doesn't bring respect.

Even if you use the word 'cock'.

Yes, even if you capitlise it!

Shocking, I know, but I'm sure you'll come to terms with it in time.

M.

17 comments:

  1. Update: I was bored, so I wrote a small program to extract the html out of their javascript.

    A trivial task. The link in the article has been updated to point to the "real" html source. It has been modified so the pictures sources point to right place.

    Cheers,
    Steve

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  2. hah still goin steve...much <3 to you.

    As our article states after the NEWS section and i quote "This file was converted from .doc to .html for size reasons and people not been able to open the .doc properly."

    Oh btw, everyone wants an austnetexposed.com email address :D Who wouldnt :D
    :)

    And bored? Get a life then, dont sit there and make elite hacker decrypters! We know its leakable, and you dont even NEED to make any programs for it. Zend just has to be installed to fix all the issues as we are getting our hosters to install then you can try 'crack' it in your 'spare bored no life' time :)

    And yes we do own you too :D Stay tuned as you will be on our next update! Rock on austnet! SL7 4 LIFE!

    If you dont care, then post all your details here or on our NEW blog we have on our site. www.AustnetExposed.com :D Say hi!

    Anyways, its been fun. Noone seems to care for your posts but i happen to stumble by them when someone paste me link. Feel free to send us a new pic! Make sure it has a piece of paper stating 'I love teh stOrm' with your ugly mug on it! Cheers!

    .: s t O r m :.

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  3. One wonders why you even bothered if you knew its leakable.

    You demonstrated your marked lack of abilities again stOrm. My info is on my resume, on the right hand side of this page.

    Here, I'll even link it for you: http://freespace.atomicscript.com/resume.pdf

    I don't know how you missed it the first time around, and I don't know how you manage to miss it this time as well.

    Hehe, I don't know how you guys can be competent enough to manage an IRC network when you don't even seem to be able to write HTML properly, or even be able to write in English properly.

    Have fun "protecting" your html and "arriving"... err, somewhere.

    Cheers,
    Steve

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  4. "As our article states after the NEWS section and i quote "This file was converted from .doc to .html for size reasons and people not been able to open the .doc properly."

    This issue is commonly known as 'portability' to those with a modicom of experience with anything related to computers. As I stated, you changed to html for portability reasons. Something that would have been obvious to anyone from the start...anyone but you.

    "We know its leakable, and you dont even NEED to make any programs for it."

    Indeed, as I said, we originally got it by copying and pasting. You say you know it's trivially easy to obtain the source. That begs the question: you made the script...why, exactly? Your actions belie your words.

    "And yes we do own you too :D Stay tuned as you will be on our next update!"

    Oh no! All our details that are already publicly availble online will...erm...publicly availbe online. I'm trembling.

    "...our site. www.AustnetExposed.com"

    No need to link the site, I already did that in the article title - or did you not understand how to work that hyperlink? Besides, we already made a more user-friendly version of your site. No annoying scripts. It's also linked in the article.

    "Make sure it has a piece of paper stating 'I love teh stOrm' with your ugly mug on it!"

    No. At the very least, I can spell better than that.

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  5. This is a big FUCK YOU going out to the admins of austnet cause they can't lift there game to get something simple done..heres another big fuck you going out to austnet to HAHAHA SAID U WAS GONNA CALL THE COPS BUT THEY NEVER CAME AHAHAHHA!!! fuck you i card shit i hack computers and i never get caught i'd i would just like to say this IT IS ONE OF MY AMBITIONS IN LIFE TO MAKE UR IRC SERVER PISS THATS RIGHT IM GONNA MAKE U PISS ANYWHO A BIG FUCK YOU GOING OUT TO CHANNEL #PERTH OF AUSTNET BE SURE TO WATCH OUT FOR GETTING OWNED CAUSE ITS GONNA HAPPEN

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  6. DON'T U KNOW MY TECHNIQUE IS THE BEST?

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  7. hahaha fucken i own u kunt

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  8. GONNA MAKE U PISS AUSTNET GONNA MAKE U PISS GONNA TAKE U DOWN GONNA TAKE U DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

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  9. We're gonna work our way thru some low security and try the backdoor :)


    HEY AUSTNET GET FUCKED GONNA GET OWNED GONNA GET OWNED

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  10. See a nigga got fully automatics and I let them loose

    Tha 12 gauge two grenades nigga got them too

    Ya damn right I shoot

    If a nigga run up on you I'ma get him and I spill like I s'posed
    to do

    And If I roll wit you

    Ima be that little nigga off the hook man

    Talk about look man

    If I see anigga disrespect one mo time

    Put out my foot on his line and leave him burnt up cookin

    Yeah I break off off my heat cuz when I'm in the streets

    And I hit these streets

    I'ma keep my peace until a nigga want beef

    But If he fuckin wit me then Ima turn raw meat cuz

    I'm just a Bone Thug little bitty nigga wit strong nutz

    Platinum eva since E put us down

    You know the talk of the town them long bud

    Now you fuckin wit a lion strugglin tryin to see these
    thugs

    Tryna get rid of us like the war on drugs

    But a nigga keep comin like I told you he was

    So lemme close the door

    Don't be comin to this muthafucka knockin

    Lookin for some action

    I'ma tell you right now what's happenin

    Nigga it's our time and hell yeah we blastin

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  11. Leathaface in the place and I'm warned you niggas

    I'm coming quicker than a goddamn missile

    Movin and huntin, steady winnin out a nigga

    With penetration equivalent to muthafuckin pistols

    I get up in ya system cripple a nigga quick

    I'm rippin a nigga shit like grippin a nigga bitch and sell
    this

    You see I shoot fo the temple

    I'ma try to bust a nigga mental in the middle of his dome

    Back up in this muthafucka wait a minute nigga we neva left

    Ain't even got started yet (yeah)

    We kickin in the muthafuckin door

    Once again for war so nigga get ya army ready

    I got a nation of niggas ready to fuck up the enemy

    If i give em the oil them nigga show me they warriors

    All ova we victorious takin ova ya territory

    Notorious and devil-alition and we know a level

    All you feel it when I kill it hit it spit it

    Get it crackin in this muthafucka right when we the illest

    Same muthafuckas got the fuck up outta Cleveland

    Nigga we came up but we still creepin

    And we still put it down nigga even though we four strong

    Flesh gone come home, Bone gone stay Bone

    When the 5th Dawg gets loose it gone be on

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  12. It's the original bang bang and I don't give a fuck about none
    of these muthafuckas

    Still get down foe my damn thang

    Tell a nigga that I concentrate come on down to the land let us
    blastinate

    People lookin at me like he's too nasty to date

    Gimme my dick back we in the last days every second got a
    muthafucka passin away

    Fast to the bass that we fell wit the jazz and ah [buck buck
    buck buck buck buck buck buck]

    In a mask at my home with no men in a mansion to get a little
    piece of this American dream

    I spit venom thru the pipes as I smoke in em

    I shit rhythm and I'm nice ain't no competition [fart
    sound] (Ewwww)

    It smell good and the weed still sell good for the lay bits

    Talkin bad like you ready to blaze nigga you ain't mad

    (What the fuck you think you doing..........)

    I give a fuck who you ridin with or that nigga that you slidin
    with

    He ain't a killa he just somebody to vibe with

    Somebody tell this nigga motha who he died with

    So silly!! [So silly silly silly silly ]

    Pumped up Big Willy I don't really think he really

    I don't really think he really, I don't think he know!

    Hit him with the crossbow monto-mental little lost soul

    I been on so!!!!!

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  13. wanna have a fucken go cunt 22 shots a killah
    POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP

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  14. Heres a paypal account for your troubles.

    -HACKED PAYPAL ACCOUNT BY PZ-

    Email: andy.mcbri@fsmail.net
    Password: manunited99

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  15. this has been a text celebration to celebrate the troubles caused by austnet being piss weak thank you

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  16. I don't know if you're aware... your
    front door it seems someone
    sprayed freon into the lock, then
    tapped it with a chisel to shatter
    the cylinder.

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  17. lol @ that...
    austnet is still going! better then ever IMO =P

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