This promises to be fun!
Cheers,
Steve
2006-11-24
2006-11-23
evidence of nonexistance
Believer: Worship the invisible pink unicorn.
Atheist: Sorry, I don't believe he exists.
Believer: Prove it.
Atheist: Huh?? Why should *I* come up with proof? Ok, I can try: I don't see him.
Believer: That is because he is invisible. Also he is pink. That is one of his divine properties.
Atheist: I don't hear him.
Believer: He only speak to believers. I hear him answer when I pray to him, I'm convinced of that.
Atheist: Ok, here I have an infrared camera. I don't see anything.
Believer: He doesn't emit heat.
Atheist: Ok, I throw around flour and see if anything stick to him, or if we see any footprints appearing.
Believer: Sorry, he is immaterial.
Atheist: Ok, what is the difference between a totally undetectable creature and one that doesn't exist?
Believer: When rain falls, the invisible pink unicorn caused it, whenever a child laughs, the IPU caused it. Also 6000 years of belief shows I am right.
Atheist: ...whatever.
Atheist: Sorry, I don't believe he exists.
Believer: Prove it.
Atheist: Huh?? Why should *I* come up with proof? Ok, I can try: I don't see him.
Believer: That is because he is invisible. Also he is pink. That is one of his divine properties.
Atheist: I don't hear him.
Believer: He only speak to believers. I hear him answer when I pray to him, I'm convinced of that.
Atheist: Ok, here I have an infrared camera. I don't see anything.
Believer: He doesn't emit heat.
Atheist: Ok, I throw around flour and see if anything stick to him, or if we see any footprints appearing.
Believer: Sorry, he is immaterial.
Atheist: Ok, what is the difference between a totally undetectable creature and one that doesn't exist?
Believer: When rain falls, the invisible pink unicorn caused it, whenever a child laughs, the IPU caused it. Also 6000 years of belief shows I am right.
Atheist: ...whatever.
2006-11-19
... and the man was parallelised
[0019] < freespace> | help, i got concurrency issues
[0020] < freespace> | help, dead lock
[0020] < Ycros> | i concurrency issue help got
Cheers,
Steve
2006-11-16
Thrice Blessed Day
- Centrelink people were nice and helpful.
- ADSL2+ migration happened today.
- TPG helpdesk was nice and helpful, helped me fix my internet connection settings. For the record, LLC multiplex mode, VCI 8 and VPI 35.
Cheers,
Steve
2006-11-12
A somewhat useful bash script
I am one of those weird people who like to run a full screen X11 in OS X - its just me. This means of course I run into certain problems when I need to copy-n-paste between Aqua and X11.
Copying from Aqua into X11 works fine, but not the other way around. This means its extremely trouble some when I need to open a URL from IRC since I use irssi for IRC, running inside screen over ssh.
And thus the following bash script was born to let me select some text, press a key combination in fluxbox and open up safari with the selection, or to perform a search on wikipedia or google.
xsel used here is by Conrad Parker, and you may change xmessage to gmessage if that is more appealing to you.
Cheers,
Steve
Copying from Aqua into X11 works fine, but not the other way around. This means its extremely trouble some when I need to open a URL from IRC since I use irssi for IRC, running inside screen over ssh.
And thus the following bash script was born to let me select some text, press a key combination in fluxbox and open up safari with the selection, or to perform a search on wikipedia or google.
#!/bin/bash
MAX_LEN=32;
NON_URL_BUTTONS="google:1,wiki:2,define:3,cancel:99";
URL_BUTTONS="safari:0,cancel:99";
sel=`/Users/steve/usr/bin/xsel`;
if [ ${#sel} -eq 0 ]; then
xmessage -buttons ok -default ok -nearmouse "Empty selection!";
exit;
fi
hasurl=`expr "$sel" : '.*http://.*'`;
if [ $hasurl -gt 0 ]; then
sel=${sel#*http://};
sel=${sel%% *};
sel="http://$sel";
buttons=$URL_BUTTONS;
else
buttons=$NON_URL_BUTTONS;
fi
if [ ${#sel} -gt $MAX_LEN ]; then
label="${sel:0:$MAX_LEN}...";
else
label=$sel;
fi
xmessage -buttons $buttons -default `expr "$buttons" : '\(^[a-z]*\)'` -nearmouse "$label";
case $? in
0)
url="${sel}";
;;
1)
url="http://www.google.com/search?q=${sel}";
;;
2)
url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/${sel}";
;;
3)
url="http://www.google.com/search?q=define:${sel}";
;;
99)
exit
;;
esac
url=${url// /%20};
echo "$url"
open /Applications/Safari.app/ "$url"
xsel used here is by Conrad Parker, and you may change xmessage to gmessage if that is more appealing to you.
Cheers,
Steve
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