Journey's End

Venus is the hot one and will turn out to be gay (natch, I mean Venus?) Earth is the um, down-to-earth one - full of life. Mars - the cold and distant one - always at war with the other members Jupiter - slightly overweight - jolly Saturn - Gaudy over-compensator wears lots of jewelry and rings - looks up to Jupiter Hot headed Mercury - left in a huff to form his own band - his manager is the real star though. Uranus was an asshole and left before fame came. Neptune - always blue, committed suicide after what happened to Pluto... Pluto? Well, Pluto was thrown out when it was discovered he never could sing.